I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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