im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Help me help you realize you are a moron
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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