you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
A bitchslap is in order.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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