He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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