as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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