just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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