I got chris browned last night
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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