Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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