i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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