Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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