96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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