no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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I need moral support for this bender
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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