how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
whose parrot is this?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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