does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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