last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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