grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
porn star boner night. come get it.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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