does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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