no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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