PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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