quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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