as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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