it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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