It's like a parade of train wrecks.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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