I want to stick my p in your. b.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i already hear my dad disowning me
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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