well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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