Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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