The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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