You're my little dorito
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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