Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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