Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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