i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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