the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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