So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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