The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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