By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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