Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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