More tranny stories later!
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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