I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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