Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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