Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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