I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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