i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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