high people should be assigned attendants
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
it glows. i had to have it.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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