walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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