Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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