Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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