I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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