u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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