Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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