just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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